Виталий Лобанов
ОСНОВАТЕЛЬ
“ МЫ УЧИМ ВАС ТАК, КАК ХОТЕЛИ БЫ, ЧТОБЫ УЧИЛИ НАС!”
Episode 1: "The New Girl"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(Mark enters the room with Rachel)
Mark: "Everyone, meet the newest member of our team, Rachel! She'll be joining us as a front-end developer."
Tom: "Oh great, another one to babysit."
John: "No way, you guys have to babysit me first!"
Rachel: "Nice to meet you all. I'm excited to be here!"
Lisa: "Hi Rachel, I'm Lisa. I'm the QA tester for this team."
Tom: "QA? More like Q-who?"
Mark: "Alright, let's give Rachel a tour of our department."
Episode 2: "The Office Prank"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
(Tom enters the room with a giant spider toy)
Tom: "Hey everyone, watch out for this spider I found in the server room!"
(Everyone screams and jumps out of their seats, except for Tom who is laughing)
Rachel: "Oh no, I'm terrified of spiders!"
Mark: "Good one, Tom. But let's get back to work now."
(Tom leaves the room, still chuckling to himself)
Lisa: "You know, I think Tom has too much free time on his hands."
Rachel: "Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a whole stash of these spider toys somewhere."
Episode 3: "The Tech Support Scandal"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(John enters the room looking panicked)
John: "Guys, I just got off the phone with tech support and they said our servers are all infected with a virus!"
Everyone: "What?!"
Rachel: "What should we do?"
Mark: "I'll call the IT department right away and find out what's going on."
(Ten minutes later, Mark comes back into the room)
Mark: "So it turns out John just accidentally clicked on a spam email. There's no virus."
Tom: "Classic John."
John: "Hey, I'm still learning!"
Episode 4: "The Lunch Break Debate"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(Lunchtime)
Rachel: "So what's everyone getting for lunch?"
Tom: "I'm thinking pizza."
John: "I want a burger!"
Mark: "I'm trying to eat healthier, so I'll go for a salad."
Lisa: "I brought my lunch from home."
Rachel: "I don't know what to get. Any suggestions?"
Tom: "Oh, I know. How about kale and quinoa salad?"
Rachel: "Ugh, I'd rather eat cardboard."
Mark: "Let's just go to the food court and see what looks good."
Episode 5: "The Coding Challenge"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(Mark brings a coding challenge to the team)
Mark: "Alright team, here's a coding challenge I found online. Let's see who can solve it the fastest!"
Tom: "I already know I'm going to win."
Rachel: "Challenge accepted!"
John: "What's a coding challenge?"
Lisa: "I'll give it a try."
(Two hours later)
Mark: "Alright, everyone done?"
Tom: "I finished in 10 minutes."
Rachel: "I finished in 15."
Lisa: "I got stuck at one point, but I think I got it."
John: "I don't understand any of this."
Mark: "Great job, everyone. We'll go over the solutions tomorrow."
Episode 6: "The Conference"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(Mark enters the room with conference brochures)
Mark: "Hey, there's a big tech conference coming up next month in Vegas. Who wants to go?"
Tom: "Well, if it's in Vegas, I'm in."
Rachel: "I'd love to go! It'll be a great opportunity to learn more about the industry."
Lisa: "I don't know. I get nervous around crowds."
John: "I've never been to Vegas before!"
Mark: "Alright, we'll all go together and have a great time!"
Episode 7: "The All-Nighter"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(Mark enters the room with a stack of papers)
Mark: "Alright team, we have a big project due tomorrow and we need to finish it tonight. Who's up for an all-nighter?"
Tom: "I never sleep anyways."
Rachel: "I'm in. Let's do this!"
Lisa: "I don't know if I can stay awake that long."
John: "I'll try!"
(Eleven hours later)
Mark: "Great job, everyone! We finished the project ahead of schedule."
Tom: "I could go for a nap now."
Rachel: "I feel like I just ran a marathon."
Lisa: "I can't believe we did it!"
John: "What day is it?"
Episode 8: "The Desk Disaster"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(Tom spills coffee all over his desk)
Tom: "Oh no! My keyboard is soaked!"
Rachel: "Just wipe it off with a napkin."
Tom: "What do you think I'm doing? This is a disaster!"
Mark: "Alright, calm down Tom. We'll clean it up together."
John: "I spilled soda on my desk once, but I just left it there and nobody noticed."
Lisa: "That's not a good idea, John."
(Eight minutes later)
Mark: "Good as new! And no harm done."
Tom: "Thanks for the help, guys."
Rachel: "I'm just glad we could fix it before anything got damaged."
Episode 9: "The Mystery Bug"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(Lisa notices a bug crawling on her keyboard)
Lisa: "Ew! Help! There's a bug!"
Mark: "What kind of bug?"
Lisa: "I don't know! It's small and black and it's crawling all over my keyboard!"
Tom: "Maybe it's a new feature we're testing."
Rachel: "Tom, not funny."
John: "I'll get a tissue and try to catch it."
(Ten minutes later)
John: "Got it!"
Mark: "Well done, John."
Lisa: "Thanks for saving me from that bug."
Tom: "Maybe we should make a bug-catching game."
Episode 10: "The Office Party"
Characters:
- Mark: the team lead
- Rachel: the new girl
- Tom: the sarcastic developer
- Lisa: the shy QA tester
- John: the clueless intern
(Mark enters the room with balloons and party hats)
Mark: "Hey everyone, we're having a little office party today after work. Who's in?"
Tom: "As long as there's cake, I'm there."
Rachel: "I love parties! What's the occasion?"
Mark: "It's just a little celebration for a successful project we completed."
Lisa: "Will there be dancing?"
John: "Can I bring my dog?"
Mark: "Sure, bring whoever you want. It's going to be a fun night!"
(Eight hours later)
Tom: "I can't believe I ate three pieces of cake."
Rachel: "I think I pulled a muscle from too much dancing."
Lisa: "I had so much fun! Can we do this again soon?"
John: "I think my dog had more fun than I did."
Mark: "I'm happy we all got to let loose a little. Thanks for making this a great team, guys!"
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