Episode 1: "Getting Admitted"
INT. HOSPITAL LOBBY - DAY
We see a group of five friends -- JIM, KELLY, SARAH, MIKE, and JASON -- standing in the lobby, looking nervous.
JIM: "Why did I agree to come here?"
KELLY: "You're sick, Jim. That's why."
SARAH: "What's wrong with him, anyway?"
MIKE: "It's a mystery illness. He's been puking for days."
JASON: "Gross."
NURSE: "Excuse me, folks. Can I help you with something?"
JIM: "Yes, we need to admit our friend here. He's not feeling well."
NURSE: "Of course, I'll get you some forms to fill out."
Episode 2: "Making Friends"
INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM - DAY
The friends are all sitting in a waiting room, looking bored.
KELLY: "I hate hospitals."
SARAH: "Me too. It smells like antiseptic."
MIKE: "At least we have each other."
JASON: "Yeah, this is like the ultimate bonding experience."
The door opens, and a new patient -- a grumpy old man -- enters.
OLD MAN: "This is ridiculous! I've been waiting for hours!"
JIM: "Don't worry, sir. We're all waiting together."
OLD MAN: "Who asked you?"
The friends exchange a glance and burst out laughing.
Episode 3: "Bad Practices"
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Jim is lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV.
JIM: "Do you think I'm going to be okay?"
KELLY: "Of course! You're getting the best medical care in the world."
SARAH: "Yeah, this hospital is world-renowned for its terrible quality of care."
MIKE: "I heard they once left a scalpel inside someone's stomach."
JASON: "And the doctors are all blind."
Jim looks terrified.
Episode 4: "Mistaken Identity"
INT. HOSPITAL CAFETERIA - DAY
The friends are all sitting around a table, drinking coffee and eating sandwiches.
KELLY: "I'm so glad we can take a break from worrying for a minute."
SARAH: "Me too. This food is surprisingly good."
MIKE: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend over there, Kelly?"
KELLY: "Where?"
She looks over and sees a man who looks vaguely familiar.
KELLY: "No, that's not him."
Suddenly, the man approaches the table.
MAN: "Hey, Kelly. Long time no see."
KELLY: "Oh my god, it is him!"
The man looks confused.
MAN: "I think you have me confused with someone else."
KELLY: "Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone I knew."
The man walks away, looking bewildered.
JASON: "Smooth move, Kelly."
Episode 5: "Escape Plan"
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Jim is lying in bed, looking bored.
JIM: "I can't take it anymore. I need to get out of here."
KELLY: "You can't just leave. You're not well yet."
SARAH: "Yeah, you could die or something."
MIKE: "But he's right, this place is driving us all crazy."
JASON: "I have an idea. We could sneak him out and take him to Las Vegas."
The others look at him like he's crazy.
JASON: "What? A little gambling and showgirls could be just what he needs to feel better."
Episode 6: "The Great Escape"
INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR - DAY
The friends are all dressed in medical scrubs, pushing Jim in a wheelchair.
KELLY: "This is the dumbest idea ever."
SARAH: "I can't believe we're doing this."
MIKE: "Relax, it's going to be fine."
JASON: "There's the exit, everybody act natural."
As they approach the doors, a security guard stops them.
SECURITY GUARD: "Excuse me, where do you think you're going?"
JASON: "Uh, we're just taking the patient for a walk."
The guard looks at them suspiciously.
SECURITY GUARD: "Let me see some IDs."
The friends fumble for their wallets, but the guard is already onto them.
SECURITY GUARD: "Nice try, folks. You're not going anywhere."
Episode 7: "Caught in the Act"
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Jim is lying in bed, looking defeated.
JIM: "I can't believe we tried to escape."
KELLY: "Me neither. What were we thinking?"
SARAH: "We're lucky we didn't get arrested."
MIKE: "Or put on the news as the stupidest criminals of the year."
JASON: "I still say it was a good plan. We just need to refine it."
Suddenly, the door bursts open, and the security guard enters.
SECURITY GUARD: "I knew you guys were up to something! Come with me."
The friends look at each other in panic.
Episode 8: "The Confession"
INT. HOSPITAL INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY
The friends are all sitting in a room, looking nervous.
SECURITY GUARD: "We have surveillance footage of you trying to sneak out with the patient. What do you have to say for yourselves?"
There is a long silence, then Kelly speaks up.
KELLY: "Okay, we did it. We were just trying to help our friend feel less miserable."
The others nod in agreement.
SECURITY GUARD: "Well, I appreciate your honesty. But you do realize that you broke the law, right?"
The friends look at each other in horror.
JASON: "Is there any way we can make it up to you?"
SECURITY GUARD: "Actually, there is. We need someone to dress up like a giant chicken for the hospital fundraiser next week."
The friends look at each other, then nod in unison.
Episode 9: "The Chicken Costume"
INT. HOSPITAL STORAGE ROOM - DAY
The friends are all standing around a giant chicken costume, looking hesitant.
MIKE: "Who's going to wear it?"
SARAH: "Not it!"
JASON: "Fine, I'll do it. But you all owe me big time."
KELLY: "You're a good sport, Jason."
JIM: "But you look ridiculous."
They all laugh as Jason dons the chicken suit.
Episode 10: "The Fundraiser"
INT. HOSPITAL EVENT SPACE - NIGHT
The fundraiser is in full swing, and the friends are all milling around, dressed in formalwear.
KELLY: "Hey, there's Jason!"
They turn to see Jason -- still dressed in the chicken costume -- strutting around the dance floor.
JASON: "Hey, guys! Look at me!"
The friends all laugh and join in, dancing and having a good time.
As the camera pulls back, we see that the hospital staff is watching them from across the room, smiling and shaking their heads in amusement.
THE END.
