Истории на английском. Уроки

Episode 1 - Meet the Student
Character 1: Hey, did you hear about the new student in our class?
Character 2: No, I haven't. What's up?
Character 1: Apparently, he's a genius!
Character 2: Really? That's interesting. What's his name?
Character 1: His name is Albert.
Character 2: Hmm, I hope he doesn't make us all look bad.

Episode 2 - First Impressions
Character 1: Hey, have you talked to Albert?
Character 2: No, why do you ask?
Character 1: I just had a conversation with him, and he's even smarter than I thought.
Character 2: That's crazy. I hope we can keep up with him.
Character 1: Me too. But I have to admit, he's pretty cool.

Episode 3 - The Teacher's Pet
Character 1: I heard Albert got a perfect score on the test.
Character 2: Of course he did. He's probably the teacher's pet.
Character 1: Ha! You may be right. I wonder how he impressed the teacher.
Character 2: It's probably because he stays after class and asks a million questions.

Episode 4 - A Helping Hand
Character 1: Hey, do you need any help studying for the test?
Character 2: Yeah, I could use all the help I can get.
Character 1: Well, Albert has offered to tutor us after school.
Character 2: Really? That's awesome! Maybe I can finally understand algebra.

Episode 5 - The Big Surprise
Character 1: You'll never guess what happened in tutoring today.
Character 2: What? Did Albert finally admit he's an alien?
Character 1: Nope! Even better. He told us a joke! And it was actually funny.
Character 2: Wow, he really is a genius.
Character 1: Yeah, but more importantly, he's not a boring genius.

Episode 6 - Teacher's Day Off
Character 1: Hey, have you seen Albert today?
Character 2: No, why do you ask?
Character 1: Apparently, there's a substitute teacher, and Albert's not in class.
Character 2: That's unusual. Maybe he's sick?
Character 1: Maybe, but knowing Albert, he's probably studying advanced calculus on his own.

Episode 7 - The Prank
Character 1: You won't believe what I saw when I walked into the classroom this morning.
Character 2: What did you see?
Character 1: A whoopee cushion on the teacher's chair! And guess who was laughing hysterically in the back of the room?
Character 2: Let me guess... Albert?
Character 1: You got it! He's not just a genius, he's a prankster too.

Episode 8 - A Visit From the Principal
Character 1: Oh, no! The principal is coming to our class.
Character 2: Why? What did we do?
Character 1: I don't know, but I'm freaking out.
Character 2: Wait a second... is that Albert walking into the classroom?
Character 1: Yeah, what's he doing here?
Albert: Hey guys, sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted you to know that I convinced the principal to cancel the surprise math quiz.
Character 2: That's amazing! How did you do it?
Albert: Let's just say I used my brainpower to negotiate. Oh, and I also promised the principal a "surprise" of his very own.
Character 1: What kind of surprise?
Albert: Just wait and see.

Episode 9 - The Ultimate Prank
Principal: Good morning, class. I'm here to deliver a surprise announcement.
Character 1: Oh no, what is it?
Principal: I'm pleased to announce that we will be having a school-wide talent show next month.
Character 2: That's exciting!
Principal: And, to kick things off, our very own Albert has agreed to be the first act!
Character 1: Wait, what? Albert can't sing or dance.
Albert: You're right, I can't. But I can make people laugh. And that's exactly what I plan to do.
Principal: Well, this should be interesting.

Episode 10 - The Grand Finale
Character 1: I can't believe it's finally talent show night!
Character 2: I know, I'm so nervous for Albert.
Character 1: Same here. But I have a feeling he's got something up his sleeve.
Albert: Hey guys, are you ready for this?
Character 2: As ready as we'll ever be.
Albert: Good, because I have the ultimate prank planned for the end of my performance.
Character 1: Oh no, what is it?
Albert: Let's just say, it involves a whoopee cushion and some very nervous judges.
Character 2: (laughs) That's hilarious!
Albert: Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. And whatever you do, don't leave before the grand finale. (winks at the camera)

(As the talent show winds down, Albert takes the stage for his final act. He tells a series of hilarious jokes, making the audience laugh uncontrollably. Just as he's about to finish, he places a whoopee cushion on the chair of one of the judges. The audience erupts in laughter, and the judge looks mortified. As the curtains close, Albert takes his final bow, knowing that he's just pulled off the ultimate prank. The end.)